Every now and then I see things on Youtube that blow my mind, and then I forget about them. But here’s one I bookmarked.

It’s a channel called Edarem, run by a 76 year old man called Edward Muscari. He was a semi-famous TV personality at one point (famous enough to have a Wikipedia and IMDb page), and he is also in the Florida Sex Offender Registry for molesting a 14 year old boy. But enough about his background. Let’s talk about the man.

Imagine the weirdest, creepiest old person you know, and multiply it by ten. You’re still not close to Edarem, although you are starting to get a blurry image. Here’s a video of him lip-synching a Roy Orbison song.

The average person is 75% water. Edarem is 75% creepiness. His every gesture makes my skin crawl. Why he wasn’t tapped to act in that Lemony Snicket movie is beyond me. He’s exactly the way I imagined Count Olaf in the books.

You can check out his channel here. Warning, there is a video of him topless.