The head executive of a business summoned five employees to his office, and said “our profits are coming in well under expectation, and we can no longer afford a full workforce. I’m going to have to let one of you go.”

A black man said “you can’t fire me! I’ll sue for racial discrimination!”

A woman said “you can’t fire me! I’ll sue for sex discrimination!”

An over-45 said “you can’t fire me! I’ll sue for age discrimination!”

A Muslim said “you can’t fire me! I’ll sue for religious discrimination!”

Everyone in the room then turned to look at the fifth worker, a young, white, male agnostic. He gulped and said “Uh, hey, did I tell anyone I’m thinking about becoming gay?”