In these troubled times I’m sure we all have lots of questions, from whether to sell our kids to NAMBLA to pay the bills to exactly how camels digest cardboard. Here are some random questions I thought of that have one thing in common: the question is far more interesting than the answer.

1. A lawyer bills $200 an hour. On his way to work, he drops a 10c coin on the ground. Is it worth his while to pick it up?

2. Why do Youtube users complain about you wasting your time, but if you called your video “A Waste of Time” they probably would have clicked on it anyway?

3. Why is “homelesssexual” such a fascinating word, even though, technically, it doesn’t mean anything?

4. Why do people ask questions like “if you could take 1 movie with you on a desert island…” when they could just have asked “what’s your favorite movie”?

5. Isn’t it ironic how movies like Grindhouse spend large amounts of money making themselves look low-budget?